Superglue GPS Bicycle Heist Scheme

>superglue GPS tracker to bicycle >leave it unlocked infront of my apartment >wait for people to steal it >chase them in my car, get out and kick their ass >take their wallets >repeat I made $800 in a month doing this

A screenshot shows a bicycle seat with a GPS tracker attached, followed by a green-text scheme for baiting thieves, chasing them, assaulting them, and taking their wallets. The punchline is the absurd reversal: the supposed bicycle-theft victim is actually using stolen bikes as bait to rob the thieves, claiming to make $800 a month. It is shared as an outrageous, darkly comic reaction to elaborate scams or vigilante plans.

• @eternalclassic / 37549 2023-08-22