Chloromancer Hasn't Touched Grass

CURIOUS, THOU CLAIMEST THYSELF TO BE A CHLOROMANCER YET THOU HAST OBVIOUSLY NOT TOUCHED GRASS SINCE THE FIRST ERA

A robed fantasy wizard sits in an alchemical study surrounded by books, potions, magical devices, and a leafy plant. The joke mocks someone who calls themselves a nature or plant mage while clearly being an extremely online shut-in who has not touched grass since ancient times. It is used as a sarcastic reaction to someone displaying excessive nerdiness, isolation, or lack of real-world experience.

• @eternalclassic / 37396 2023-08-18