Friendzoned by a Prostitute

>19 >talking to girl who does onlyfans in my neighborhood >sucks dick for money sometimes >wanna get my first blowjob >we meet up >we smoke weed and talk for a bit >I start to pull out the money and she stops me >"You're just so nice Anon, I wanna be friends with you, so sucking your dick feels wrong." i can't believe i got friendzoned by a prostitute what the fuck is wrong with me

A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of an anonymous man meeting a local OnlyFans creator for sex. After smoking weed and talking, she refuses his money because she likes him too much, leaving him devastated that he was “friendzoned by a prostitute.” The joke is the absurd reversal of expectations and the narrator’s self-deprecating confusion. EN: A 4chan-style greentext tells the story of an anonymous man meeting a local OnlyFans creator for sex. After smoking weed and talking, she refuses his money because she likes him too much, leaving him devastated that he was “friendzoned by a prostitute.” The joke is the absurd reversal of expectations and the narrator’s self-deprecating confusion.

• @eternalclassic / 37344 2023-08-17