Hot Piece of Ass in Iraq
>>27168754 (OP) >Be on patrol in Iraq >VBIED explodes a few blocks away >We go to secure the area and I, a medic, go to treat casualties >Platoon Sergeant is with me >He points to a smoldering buttocks attached to nothing else >Looks at me and says "check out that hot piece of ass!" >Women are on their knees throwing sand over their shoulders to mourn >I'm laughing so hard I have tears running down my face
An imageboard greentext tells a darkly absurd story about a medic and a platoon sergeant responding to a vehicle bomb explosion in Iraq. The sergeant makes a pun about a severed, smoldering buttocks being a “hot piece of ass,” and the narrator laughs despite the tragic scene. It is used as a reaction to morbid, inappropriate, or unexpectedly absurd humor.
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- @eternalclassic / 37324 2023-08-17
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- Greentext story
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- image
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- 788×704 · 51.7 KiB
- Mood
- darkly absurd
- Language
- en
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