Pizza Without Cheese Dealbreaker

>be me >talking to this 10/10 girl I met on tinder >sporty tomboy type >good sense of humour, likes shitposting >she plays games and not normie at ones either >big film nerd talks about obscure foreign films from the 60s >swears in Russian >compatible fetishes >dommy vibes >genuinely loves me for who I am >literally a perfect match >we talk for a few weeks and I genuinely have a shot, she likes me back >then while we're talking she mentions she's a picky eater. okay not a big deal so am I >she hates cheese >all types of cheese >not even cool with it melted or as part of a dish >she refuses to eat any food with cheese in it period >she orders pizza without cheese on it >SHE ORDERS PIZZA WITHOUT CHEESE ON IT I'm a autistic for caring this much about this?, it's literally her only flaw. But like it's fucking cheese. She's 22 I don't think she'll grow out of this

Мужчина с имиджборды описывает идеальную девушку, с которой у него много общих интересов и взаимная симпатия. Всё рушится, когда он узнаёт, что она ненавидит сыр и заказывает пиццу без него; преувеличенная реакция на такую мелочь и есть шутка. Мем используют как абсурдную реакцию на безобидную привычку, которая внезапно становится непреодолимым недостатком. EN: A man on an imageboard describes his perfect girl, with whom he shares many interests and mutual attraction. Everything falls apart when he learns that she hates cheese and orders pizza without it; the exaggerated reaction to such a minor detail is the joke. The meme is used as an absurd reaction to an innocent habit that suddenly becomes an unforgivable flaw.

• @eternalclassic / 37282 2023-08-16