Not Recommended Steam Review

Not Recommended POSTED: 10 AUGUST >Scam your customers with false advertised garbage games >Molest female employees >Sell out your pro players to chinese overlords >Molest female employees >Get investigated and fined for molesting all those women >Announce hero is homosexual to cover up abuse >Get kicked out of china for being too gay >Lose more than half of your playerbase >Molest women until she commits end life >Your hero creation diversity o meter does not qualify you for ESG money >Steal womens breastmilk from the office refrigerator >Lie to players about your pve mode to sell them battlepasses with garbage rewards >Have terrible balancing and make awful gameplay changes >Players abandon your game >Crawl to Gaben and beg for him to save your dying game >"All I can offer you is a front page advertisement for a week" >You are here I've seen all the trailers on ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ so I think I'm ready

A screenshot of a Steam-style game review marked “Not Recommended,” listing a long series of outrageous accusations and failures before ending with a sarcastic reference to begging Gaben for promotion. The joke is a dark, exaggerated parody of corporate scandals, predatory monetization, bad game design, and a player finally arriving after watching all the trailers. It is typically shared as an absurd reaction to a disastrous game or company. EN: A screenshot of a Steam-style game review marked “Not Recommended,” listing a long series of outrageous accusations and failures before ending with a sarcastic reference to begging Gaben for promotion. The joke is a dark, exaggerated parody of corporate scandals, predatory monetization, bad game design, and a player finally arriving after watching all the trailers. It is typically shared as an absurd reaction to a disastrous game or company.

• @eternalclassic / 37102 2023-08-12