Is This Your Handwriting?

A Well, I fool around sometimes. I do. When a girl seduces me and tells me all of these hot stories and dirty things and tells me how much she wants to suck on me and takes my shoes off and licks my feet and touches me. When I'm in a limousine, she takes all of her clothes. The limo driver said, what is going on? And she started sucking me on the way to Mr. Koon's house. And I thank her? I thank her for making me feel good. Q Sir, the question was, is this your handwriting?

A typed courtroom-style transcript shows a witness giving an increasingly absurd and explicit story about a woman, a limousine, and Mr. Koon's house. The punchline is that the lawyer was only asking whether the handwriting belonged to him, exposing the witness's guilty oversharing. It is sent as a reaction to someone answering a simple question with an incriminating confession. EN: A typed courtroom-style transcript shows a witness giving an increasingly absurd and explicit story about a woman, a limousine, and Mr. Koon's house. The punchline is that the lawyer was only asking whether the handwriting belonged to him, exposing the witness's guilty oversharing. It is sent as a reaction to someone answering a simple question with an incriminating confession.

• @eternalclassic / 36670 2023-08-03