Alien Spaceship Abduction Confession

>>806619243 (OP) # I welded two city buses together and buried them on my farm. I built the insides of them to look like an alien space ship used alot of ky jelly and fiberglass etc. Every so often i go into town and drug someone up at the bar if i can get them to leave alone before they pass out I take them to my spaceship where i strap them down and dress up as an alien and do all sorts of weird shit, then i drug them up again and leave them in a field outside of town. im also female

A 4chan-style anonymous post describes a woman who secretly welded two city buses together, buried them on her farm, and turned their interiors into an alien spaceship. She drugs people at a bar, abducts them for bizarre alien roleplay, and abandons them outside town. The joke is the escalating absurdity and disturbing specificity of the confession, ending with the unexpected clarification “im also female.”

• @eternalclassic / 36593 2023-08-01