The Porcelain God Demands an Offering

Text on the meme

The Porcelain God has demanded an offering, and due to my magical oath of incarnation I must comply. (I need to take a shit)

What it means

A robed fantasy wizard stands dramatically in a mystical landscape while declaring that the Porcelain God demands an offering. The punchline is that the grand magical quest is actually an exaggerated way of saying the person needs to use the toilet, making it a reaction to urgently needing to take a shit. EN: A robed fantasy wizard stands dramatically in a mystical landscape while declaring that the Porcelain God demands an offering. The punchline is that the grand magical quest is actually an exaggerated way of saying the person needs to use the toilet, making it a reaction to urgently needing to take a shit.

Objects

robed wizard / волшебник в мантии pointed wizard hat / остроконечная шляпа волшебника staff / посох fantasy village / фэнтезийная деревня mountains / горы rocky path / каменистая тропа forest / лес mystical landscape / мистический пейзаж dramatic lighting / драматическое освещение toilet joke / шутка про туалет