Five Thrusts and No Sympathy

Text on the meme

>had phimosis >sex was very painful and couldnt cum >decided to get circumcised >had unprotected sex for the first time since my surgery today >came in 5 thrusts >the girl was annoyed and said "really?" >>66320855 (OP) # >had sex I can't empathize or sympathize with you anymore. CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING

What it means

An imageboard-style two-panel exchange shows a crying anime girl describing her painful sex history and boasting that she climaxed after only five thrusts. A second character replies that after hearing she had sex, he can no longer empathize or sympathize with her, mocking the melodramatic oversharing and sudden sexual success. It is sent as an absurd reaction to someone whose problems become hard to pity after an unexpected advantage or success.

Objects

crying anime girl / плачущая аниме-девушка anime boy in black uniform / аниме-мальчик в чёрной форме imageboard post / пост на имиджборде text panel / текстовая панель circumcised penis reference / упоминание обрезания black school uniform / чёрная школьная форма speech text / текст реплики crying face / плачущее лицо