Mall Cop Shoots a Thief

[Totally... should we leave before we get caught or? (Caught over stealing a $12.99 [?], I hope it was worth it. What band did you like so much, huh? With the price label and security tag still on it? FLIRT WITH HIM TO GET OUT OF IT MAKE A RUN FOR IT He actually fucking shot me! What the fuck is wrong with you? Yeah it could've been less but I fired with my eyes closed. Little inside-challenge down at the precinct. Oh my god- what!? Now that's more like it! I'll call you girls an ambulance, one sec.]

An anime-style mall security scene begins with two girls being confronted by a mall cop after stealing a cheap item. A phone-like choice screen suggests flirting with him or running away, but the situation abruptly cuts to a parking garage where one girl has been shot and the cop casually explains that he fired with his eyes closed, turning a minor theft into absurd overreaction. Loud alarm-like noise and gunfire reinforce the sudden escalation and make the deadpan punchline more shocking and ridiculous. EN: An anime-style mall security scene begins with two girls being confronted by a mall cop after stealing a cheap item. A phone-like choice screen suggests flirting with him or running away, but the situation abruptly cuts to a parking garage where one girl has been shot and the cop casually explains that he fired with his eyes closed, turning a minor theft into absurd overreaction. Loud alarm-like noise and gunfire reinforce the sudden escalation and make the deadpan punchline more shocking and ridiculous.

Should we leave before we get caught or yeah, let's go to the chrome diner Looks like the jiggies up girls Caught over stealing a 1299 CD. I hope it was worth it. What band did you like so much, huh? He's not wearing a spitfire shirt dude. The CD was her. She brought it from home to trade in with the price label and security Tag still on it. She collects right? Yeah, they lose collectors value if you take those off Now that's more like it. I'll call you girls in Amga. It's one sec.

• @eternalclassic / 35934 2023-07-20