The Security Guard Fortune Teller

tmnt fight umm like adult like isn't the US Army like a cult or something wrong army are you sure? you want me to read you my fortune? you will run into a cute security-

A first-person video jumps between absurd encounters in a shopping center: a teenager is challenged to a “TMNT fight,” an older man is asked an awkward question about adulthood, a soldier is questioned about the Army, and a security guard is asked to read a fortune. The joke is the escalating, confidently nonsensical questions and the final prediction that the speaker will meet a cute security guard, which is already happening. EN: A first-person video jumps between absurd encounters in a shopping center: a teenager is challenged to a “TMNT fight,” an older man is asked an awkward question about adulthood, a soldier is questioned about the Army, and a security guard is asked to read a fortune. The joke is the escalating, confidently nonsensical questions and the final prediction that the speaker will meet a cute security guard, which is already happening.

NT fight I want to fist bumps I want to fist you too Excuse me are there any like adult stories here Like adult like well, I'll be a monkey's uncle Why would I have to be? Oh, no, who is this who is this? Is it the US Army like a cult or something? No! That's what everyone been telling me. Why say that? Because they like to be sacrificing people and shit. No, no, no. I've been there. Wrong army? Are you sure? I'm an army. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's something. Your name is Harry E. John. Sir. They used to call me Harry John in high school. Why? Why is that? You want me to read you my fortune? They don't put them in there no more. Oh, mine got one. Yes, you got one. says you will run into a cute secure

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