Wizard's Cat-Scratch Battle Wounds
tending my battle wounds (having 10 new scratches after petting a random cat)
A wounded-looking red-robed wizard stands in a fantastical forest while tending to his injuries. The joke exaggerates the scratches people get after petting a cat, treating a harmless encounter like a heroic battle. It is sent as a humorous reaction to unexpected pain or a cat’s aggression.
wizard / волшебникred robe / красная мантияpointed hat / остроконечная шляпаstaff / посохbeard / бородаbattle wounds / боевые раныcat scratches / кошачьи царапиныfantasy forest / фантастический лесclouds / облакаblue berries / синие ягодыflowers / цветыplants / растенияskull ornament / украшение в виде черепа
- @eternalclassic / 35346 2023-07-08
- Type
- image
- Size
- 600×697 · 81.0 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, self-deprecating
- Language
- en
- Added