Teaching Crabs How to Read
sad! i literally spit out my water YOUR CHILD SEARCHED RESTRICTED TOPICS Sunday, Nov 03, 06:25 PM (time in the child's device time zone) Strairdrac The Netherwatcher searched for “Teaching crabs how to read” which is considered forbidden knowledge under your current parental control settings. DETAILED REPORT Sincerely, The Kaspersky team
A dark-mode tweet says “i literally spit out my water” above a Kaspersky parental-control alert reporting that a child searched for “Teaching crabs how to read.” The joke is that an absurdly innocent and nonsensical search is treated as forbidden knowledge, making the parental warning hilariously overdramatic. It is shared as a reaction to something unexpectedly funny or bizarre. EN: A dark-mode tweet says “i literally spit out my water” above a Kaspersky parental-control alert reporting that a child searched for “Teaching crabs how to read.” The joke is that an absurdly innocent and nonsensical search is treated as forbidden knowledge, making the parental warning hilariously overdramatic. It is shared as a reaction to something unexpectedly funny or bizarre.
- @eternalclassic / 35318 2023-07-07
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