Brother’s Nefarious Elixir

Going to give my brother this nefarious elixir (ingredients in comments) monkey fella 🐵 mostly water 375 ml 100 proof rum Mint tea 2000mg THC oil 1000mg CBD 7g penis envy mushrooms 6mg clonazolam Unknown amount kratom extract Unknown amount blue lotus extract Unknown amount raw opium Lemon juice for flavor and shelf stability Cinnamon Rock sugar Honey Food coloring to make it look more evil I had a tablespoon to test the flavor and I feel like crash bandicoot

A hand holds a bottle of dark brown homemade liquor with a sinister-looking label, alongside a comment listing its absurdly dangerous ingredients. The joke is that the drink is presented as a gift for the poster’s brother, but the recipe is an outrageous mixture of alcohol, drugs, mushrooms, and herbs, making the sender seem comically evil and making the taster feel like Crash Bandicoot. This is sent as an absurd reaction to reckless homemade concoctions or an intentionally cursed gift. EN: A hand holds a bottle of dark brown homemade liquor with a sinister-looking label, alongside a comment listing its absurdly dangerous ingredients. The joke is that the drink is presented as a gift for the poster’s brother, but the recipe is an outrageous mixture of alcohol, drugs, mushrooms, and herbs, making the sender seem comically evil and making the taster feel like Crash Bandicoot. This is sent as an absurd reaction to reckless homemade concoctions or an intentionally cursed gift.

• @eternalclassic / 35208 2023-07-05