You Will Never Be a Real Submarine

You will never be a real submarine. You have no pressure hull, you have no ballast tanks, you have no torpedoes. You are a drainage pipe twisted by carbon fiber and acrylic into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection

The image shows the OceanGate Titan submersible underwater beneath a harsh critique claiming it is merely a drainage pipe wrapped in carbon fiber and acrylic. The joke mocks the Titan’s unconventional construction and tragic reputation by comparing it to an inferior imitation of a real submarine, making it useful as an absurdly dramatic reaction to something poorly designed or fake. EN: The image shows the OceanGate Titan submersible underwater beneath a harsh critique claiming it is merely a drainage pipe wrapped in carbon fiber and acrylic. The joke mocks the Titan’s unconventional construction and tragic reputation by comparing it to an inferior imitation of a real submarine, making it useful as an absurdly dramatic reaction to something poorly designed or fake.

• @eternalclassic / 35042 2023-07-02