He Knows Every Family Member's Size

>>52809172 # >me, 5 inch penor >brother, 6.5 >dad, 7 >mom side uncle, 5 >maternal grandparent, 4.5 >mom side cousins, 4-5 inch >dad side cousin, 7 inch I got screwed by mom's side >>52809249 # >>52810103 # >>52810290 # >>52810819 # >>52811254 # >>528113581 # >>52809195 # >he knows exactly how long each of his male family member's dicks are

A 4chan-style greentext lists the penis sizes of the poster’s male relatives and concludes that he was unlucky on his mother’s side. Another user reacts with shocked amusement, pointing out that he somehow knows the exact length of every male family member’s penis. The joke comes from the absurdly specific family comparison and the uncomfortable implication behind it. EN: A 4chan-style greentext lists the penis sizes of the poster’s male relatives and concludes that he was unlucky on his mother’s side. Another user reacts with shocked amusement, pointing out that he somehow knows the exact length of every male family member’s penis. The joke comes from the absurdly specific family comparison and the uncomfortable implication behind it.

• @eternalclassic / 35013 2023-07-01