Omochao Tutorial Goes Off the Rails

TUTORIAL BASIC CONTROLS SONIC/SHADOW TAILS/EGGMAN KNUCKLES/ROUGE CHAO Use B Button to charge up, and release to travel very fast. Okay, if you're sure. You may Bounce on accident and fall to your doom. Perform the selected action by pressing... Somersault Spin Dash Light Dash Bounce Pick Up File Taxes Ahem... anyway. There. Now you know how to play.

A parody video edits a Sonic game tutorial featuring Omochao, whose cheerful instructions gradually become ominous and absurd. The tutorial warns that bouncing may send the player to their doom, then awkwardly presents “File Taxes” as an action before cutting to a bizarre SpongeBob clip and ending on a black screen. The upbeat game music makes the increasingly nonsensical advice even funnier by treating it like a completely normal lesson.

Let me tell you how to play the game. Let me start by explaining the actions for Sonic. Summersaults. Use B button to Summersaults. It can destroy crates and defeat enemies. Spin Dash. Use B button to charge up and release to travel very fast. Light Dash. Use B button to quickly move along ring paths. Hmm. Hey guys, do you think maybe we made Beep Button do too many things? I mean isn't it a bit too easy to get the wrong move on accident? Okay, if you're sure. Next action, bounce. It's very useful for gaining height. To perform the bounce, press Beep Button while in the air. But be careful, if you try to light dash and press too early, you may bounce on accident and fault your do- See what I mean? The controller has four face buttons. Why don't we just use one of those? We do? For what? Okay, use Y button to open the action window and switch actions. Perform the selected action by pressing B button. Once you have the special attack, use it by pressing B button! Oh my god! Wow! Amazing tutorial! Press B button! There! Now you know how to play. Sorry for wasting your time. You can leave the tutorial by pressing... You what I guessed! B button! We'll create a choice there, team. Maybe try fixing the game's controls? Can you do that by pressing B button? Can you press B-Bind to find a different career?

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