Drunk Wizard Arrives Late

A wizard is never late. He arrives precisely whenever the hell he wants to. Hell yeah I’m drunk. You ever travel by horse and cart? Took me like 6 friggen weeks to get here. Bilbo’s birthday was 3 days ago.

A bearded man dressed as a rustic wizard stands beside a tree, speaking through a fake beard while a bottle is held to his mouth. He quotes the famous wizard excuse that a wizard is never late, then admits he is drunk and took six weeks to arrive for Bilbo’s birthday—only to spit out food at the end. The banjo-like music and escalating drunken performance make the Lord of the Rings reference absurd and comedic. EN: A bearded man dressed as a rustic wizard stands beside a tree, speaking through a fake beard while a bottle is held to his mouth. He quotes the famous wizard excuse that a wizard is never late, then admits he is drunk and took six weeks to arrive for Bilbo’s birthday—only to spit out food at the end. The banjo-like music and escalating drunken performance make the Lord of the Rings reference absurd and comedic.

Gandalf! Yes, you're late! Wizard is never late, he arrives precisely whenever the hell he wants to. You drunk? Hell yeah, I'm drunk. You ever traveled by horse and cart? Took me like six freakin' weeks to get here. You had a little cart day three days ago. Buh-buh. Buh-buh.

• @eternalclassic / 34909 2023-06-29
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