Zuckerberg Challenges Elon to Jiu-Jitsu

I've confirmed that Mark Zuckerberg is serious about fighting @elonmusk and is now waiting on the details (if Musk decides to follow through) “The story speaks for itself,” a Meta spokesperson says: Zuck’s IG post saying “send me location” Mark Zuckerberg is ready to fight Elon Musk in a cage match Vegas Octagon I have this great move that I call “The Walrus”, where I just lie on top of my opponent & do nothing This article is more than 1 month old Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg wins medals on jiu-jitsu debut Tech billionaire, 38, surprises onlookers by winning gold and silver medal at tournament in Redwood City, California Mark Zuckerberg joins team ... on roll of famous Brazilian jiu-jitsu fighters Mark Zuckerberg is adding one more title to his résumé: medal-winning martial artist.

A collage shows tweets about Mark Zuckerberg accepting Elon Musk’s proposed cage fight alongside a news article about Zuckerberg winning medals in a Brazilian jiu-jitsu tournament. The joke is that Zuckerberg’s serious martial-arts training makes the online challenge seem unexpectedly plausible, while Elon’s “The Walrus” move is mocked as simply lying on his opponent. It is used as a reaction to celebrity fights, internet beef, or someone confidently preparing for a confrontation.

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