My Cat Is Sad

my cat is sad. no one else in his family is a cat we are all human except for him he is excluded from most things and no one tells him why he just wants to play and be loved he looks at us with wonder and disappointment he says hello i am a cat what is my existence what is that / why it and not me / please can you look at me and love me too can i have some of your food please im sorry i dont like my food so much do you want to play with my toys? this one is my favorite do you like me are we brothers why didnt i grow up why am i so small can you help me be happy where are you going

A printed page lists the imagined thoughts and questions of a lonely cat living in a household where everyone else is human. The cat wants to play, be loved, share food, and understand why it is different and small. The joke comes from humorously giving a cat an existential inner monologue and treating ordinary feline behavior as deep emotional confusion.

• @eternalclassic / 34621 2023-06-22