Roommate Says He Has to Leave

>be me >roommate is a 7/10 female- type >she's clean >she's quiet >she's chill >she brought furniture >find out we have the same taste in music >we start hanging out a bunch >start smoking together >first girl I've been really close to in a while >first person I've been really close to in a while >her lease is up >tell her should renew >tell her she's a good roommate >a bit embarrassing >being vulnerable always is >but you gotta tell your friends they matter to you "I'm not gonna lie, anon, I've gotta get out of here. Listening to the sounds you jerking off over the last few months has been traumatising."

A 4chan-style anonymous poster describes becoming emotionally close with his female roommate and awkwardly telling her that she should renew her lease. She responds that she has to leave because hearing him masturbate has been traumatizing. The punchline abruptly undercuts the sincere, vulnerable story with an embarrassing roommate boundary violation, so the meme is used for dark, crude, unexpected reactions. EN: A 4chan-style anonymous poster describes becoming emotionally close with his female roommate and awkwardly telling her that she should renew her lease. She responds that she has to leave because hearing him masturbate has been traumatizing. The punchline abruptly undercuts the sincere, vulnerable story with an embarrassing roommate boundary violation, so the meme is used for dark, crude, unexpected reactions.

• @eternalclassic / 34312 2023-06-16