The Furry Client Pays Everything

>be freelance writer >have one client who is a furry >like hardcore fucked up stereotypical nasty-ass furry >he often comes to me to write fanfics for him involving his fursona, his OCs and other fictional characters >he incorporates every furag fetish under the sun from farts, scat, gay shit, NTR, CBT/ballbusting, amputation, abuse, vomit, incest, vore, and everything in between >I charge $300 every 900 words, some of these fanfics are dozens of pages in length >since furries are somehow rich fucks he actually fucking pays upfront for them >let me reiterate, he literally pays thousands of dollars to keep writing this smut for him >majority of my income comes from him >if I dropped him as a client I'd be broke >i fucking hate my fucking existence

A crudely drawn, hollow-eyed figure appears above a long green greentext post about a freelance writer whose only major client commissions extremely explicit furry fanfiction. The punchline is that the writer despises the bizarre work but keeps accepting it because the wealthy client pays thousands of dollars and supports nearly all of their income; it is sent as an absurd, bleak reaction to being trapped in a lucrative but miserable situation.

• @eternalclassic / 1984 2021-10-25
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