Pepe's Tattooing Disaster

Anonymous 11/27/21(Sat)21:21:12 No.66329822 >be me >college coomer >usually keep it to myself and don't talk to normies >be one day >bitch comes up to me and greets me >omfg its fucking happening >justlikethemovies.jpg >she says she's practicing her tattooing and she wants to draw on my wrist with a sharpie >popaboner.wav >say yes without hesitation >she holds my arm while drawing >can't contain my happiness >first time a bitch touches me >this must be how having a gf feels like >start looking at her and how beautiful she is and start fantasizing about showing her up to my parents and stuff >she finishes the drawing and thank her >be four days later >drawing is smudged and faint >bitch comes up to me and asks to see her drawing >show it to her >she points at it and says "This is how we know you don't shower" >wtf.png >she says "Smell ya later" and leaves >cry,tiff >Now I'm not showering out of spite Anonymous 11/27/21(Sat)21:22:45 No.66329848 Lmfao that bitch is based get fucked retard.

A 4chan-style greentext post shows Pepe the Frog describing an awkward college encounter where a woman practices drawing a tattoo on his wrist. He becomes euphoric and fantasizes about having a girlfriend, only for her to mock his poor hygiene afterward; the punchline is his absurd decision to stop showering out of spite. The second post reacts by sarcastically calling the woman based and insulting the original poster. EN: A 4chan-style greentext post shows Pepe the Frog describing an awkward college encounter where a woman practices drawing a tattoo on his wrist. He becomes euphoric and fantasizes about having a girlfriend, only for her to mock his poor hygiene afterward; the punchline is his absurd decision to stop showering out of spite. The second post reacts by sarcastically calling the woman based and insulting the original poster.

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