Vow of Celibacy for Christ

>another weekend of playing with the cats, exercising, hiking alone, and reading I need a bf but moids will never approach me. >be me >hiking alone with my dog >see femanon hiking alone with her dog as well >she smiles at me and slows down, signaling me to talk to her >give her some casual chit chat, compliment her dog >she is playing with her hair and trying to get me to flirt with her >tell her to enjoy her walk and then I leave sorry, femanon. I've taken a vow of celibacy for Christ

A 4chan-style greentext shows a woman complaining that men never approach her, followed by a man who encounters her while hiking and deliberately avoids flirting, claiming a vow of celibacy for Christ. The joke is the ironic mismatch between her desire for attention and his exaggerated refusal to pursue the obvious opportunity. EN: A 4chan-style greentext shows a woman complaining that men never approach her, followed by a man who encounters her while hiking and deliberately avoids flirting, claiming a vow of celibacy for Christ. The joke is the ironic mismatch between her desire for attention and his exaggerated refusal to pursue the obvious opportunity.

• @eternalclassic / 33987 2023-06-10