Plastic Fork Imaginary Friend

>be me >be schizophrenic >mostly under control >on meds, learned live with hallucinations >have an imaginary friend to help cope >name is Bill, is a plastic fork with a face drawn on it >talking to Bill helps keep me grounded >be last week >see three women with a string >know the string is my life >fuck they're gonna cut my life >don’t wanna die, know it’s not real but still scared >fuck did I take my meds? >they go to cut the string, I yell no >they cut it, I feel my life slipping >they keep cutting, the pieces they cut off turn into little pizzas >like those bagel bites >wtf.jpeg >Bill will help calm me down >turn to Bill, fuck, it's not Bill >just a fork with a face, can’t calm me down >cut my life into pizzas >this is my plastic fork

A greentext narrator describes living with schizophrenia and relying on a plastic fork named Bill as an imaginary friend. After seeing women cut a string he believes represents his life, the string turns into pizza pieces, and he realizes Bill is only a fork and cannot comfort him. The joke is an absurd, dark escalation of hallucination and misplaced emotional attachment, used as a reaction to surreal or chaotic situations.

• @eternalclassic / 33985 2023-06-10