Failed Anime Dance Seduction

Anonymous I failed to seduce the boy I h(...) 10/22/22(Sat)03:28:50 No.28081491 >be me, boymoder tranner in high school >have a crush on a boy in my year >finally decide to girl up and ask him out in a creative and seductive way >decide I'm going to dance for him to the sound of my favorite anime intro >bring portable speaker with music, dress in a really cute cheerleader outfit inspired by my favorite anime and actually girlmode for the first time >perform the dance in front of him, his friends and the rest of the class at recess >at the end of the dance, one move involves lifting up my skirt for like 2 seconds, not wearing any underwear and I made sure to shave my bussy so that he would get a glimpse of how delicious it looks. Flash it for 2 seconds >the dance ends with a jump and me smiling and doing the V sign with both hands >I blurt out 'this dance was dedicated to Matthew' (name of the boy I like) >most of the class was silent, some of the guys started laughing Did I fuck up? I've been diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder and genuinely don't know how to flirt so I thought this would be a good idea 481 KB GIF 65 Replies / 9 Images View Thread

An anonymous poster describes attempting to seduce a boy at school with an anime-themed cheerleader dance, including an intentionally shocking flash and a dedication to Matthew. The class reacts with silence and laughter, leaving the poster asking whether they made a terrible mistake. The joke comes from the extreme awkwardness, oversharing, and disastrous misunderstanding of how flirting works, making it a reaction meme for catastrophic cringe and social failure.

• @eternalclassic / 33930 2023-06-09