Walking on the Tops of My Toes

>be me >have been walking around on the tops of my toes for about a year now >recently discover that stubbing my toe doesn’t hurt anymore >be me today >want to show off to a female coworker I have a crush on >ask if I can show her something cool >she says ok >I take off my socks and shoes to prove that I wasn’t hiding any padding >I then go on to whack my toes against her desk >I do this only twice before she gets up and leaves What happened /b/ros? I thought she would be impressed This is what I mean by walking on the tops of my toes

Анонимный автор рассказывает, как целый год ходил на кончиках пальцев ног, чтобы перестать чувствовать боль при ударах. Он пытается впечатлить коллегу, в которую влюблён, и дважды ударяет пальцами ног о её стол, после чего она уходит. Шутка в нелепом и болезненном хвастовстве, которое автор ошибочно считает крутым способом произвести впечатление. EN: An anonymous poster says he has walked on the tips of his toes for a year so stubbing them would stop hurting. He tries to impress a female coworker he has a crush on by hitting his bare toes against her desk twice, causing her to leave. The joke is the absurd and painful brag that he mistakenly thinks is a cool way to impress her.

• @eternalclassic / 33917 2023-06-09