Pepe Meltdown at the Smelting Facility

pepe disbelief.jpg (9 KB, 248x203) Anonymous 06/07/23(Wed)14:09:59 No.73594649 >>>73594684 >Be me >Go to work >I'm a grunt in a smelting facility >Management are complete assholes. Treat us like slaves >This is hell >Drag my sorry ass in anyway >Wagecuck.gif >Two guys arguing at the top of their lungs in the parking lot >Edge lord and an older veteran looking guy >Some hot chick is applying the edgy looking guy >No way that girl is with him >Way out of his league >Edgy dude knocks her the fuck out >Hotjelly.jpeg >Veteran will remember this >Says something very gay doesn't like >Starts swinging at the veteran >God damn they got hands >These guys are causing fucking mayhem >Absolutely zero regard for the obvious dangers of fighting in a fucking metal factory >Other wage cucks can't get out of the way fast enough >Dudes throwing each other against control panels and everything >Sweet mercury the amount of alarms going off >Longest fight I've seen in my fucking life >Haven't done any work in like 30 minutes >Young guy gets cocky >Makes a mistake >Veteran dude manages to disarm him >Edgy guy is a fucking mess >Ouch.png >Starts lecturing him >Turns out they're related >Bad day gets a lot fucking worse when Edgelord catches fucking fire too >Nobody is helping Lmao >Vet takes hot chick to hospital >Leaves his brother on the ground >Brutal.jpeg >Some old guy shows up with Paramedics >Takes him away >Bestworkdayever.wav >Wagecucks talking about it after for months >Hear later that the hot chick actually died >Find out later Edgelord survives being turned into bacon >Mfw the guy who showed up with the paramedics was the Emperor >Mfw Edgelord and the vet were both some hot shit jedi back in the day >Mfw I witnessed the spiritual downfall of the republic >Being a mining droid on a lava planet will never be so interesting again

A Pepe the Frog image is paired with an Anonymous-style greentext story about a worker at a smelting facility witnessing an absurdly violent fight between an edgy young man and an older veteran. The situation escalates into fire, death, paramedics, and the revelation that the fighters were former Jedi while the paramedic was the Emperor. The joke is the wildly overdramatic Star Wars parody contrasted with the bored narrator’s mundane workplace perspective, making it useful as a reaction to an unexpectedly chaotic day.

• @eternalclassic / 33895 2023-06-09