Skinny Rectangle Protein Advice

How do I fix my body ASAP? I’m vegan, barely get any protein no matter how hard I try. I’m a skinny rectangle with no ass just flab. Could I fix this with body weight exercises at home? My height and weight are 5’7, 114lbs, respectively. >>71126890 (OP) # What is your current strength training routine, and what do you eat for protein? >>71126916 # >>71126890 (OP) # Stop being vegan. Drink some milk. Hit the gym. Big milkers and ass will be yours. >>71126916 # >>71126890 (OP) # I will pay you to mail me your underwear covered in discharge

An anonymous imageboard thread shows someone asking how to gain muscle and body shape while eating vegan and exercising at home. Another poster gives blunt advice to stop being vegan, drink milk, and go to the gym, promising “big milkers and ass,” followed by a bizarre offer to pay for underwear covered in discharge. The joke comes from the sudden escalation from ordinary fitness advice to crude sexual absurdity. EN: An anonymous imageboard thread shows someone asking how to gain muscle and body shape while eating vegan and exercising at home. Another poster gives blunt advice to stop being vegan, drink milk, and go to the gym, promising “big milkers and ass,” followed by a bizarre offer to pay for underwear covered in discharge. The joke comes from the sudden escalation from ordinary fitness advice to crude sexual absurdity.

• @eternalclassic / 33686 2023-06-05