Топ Гир строит ферму в Minecraft

Зачем выращивать еду, если можно просто купить? Я тоже займусь фермерством Ненавижу, блядь!

Джеймс Мэй и Джереми Кларксон оказываются в мире Minecraft и обсуждают фермерство, пока Ричард Хаммонд возделывает грядки. Кларксон решает тоже заняться фермерством, но в финале раздражённо кричит, что ненавидит это; овцы, музыка и нарочито серьёзная подача превращают обычное выращивание еды в абсурдную пародию на Top Gear. Такой ролик отправляют как реакцию на внезапно неудачное или раздражающее занятие. EN: James May and Jeremy Clarkson appear in Minecraft and discuss farming while Richard Hammond tends the crops. Clarkson decides to become a farmer too, but ends by angrily shouting that he hates it; the sheep, music, and deliberately serious presentation turn ordinary food growing into an absurd parody of Top Gear. People send this clip as a reaction to a suddenly frustrating or unsuccessful activity.

Captain Slow has fallen for this eco allotment clap trap. I haven't fallen for it and it's not clap trap, it's just a vegetable plot. It's only a bit. Buy food, yes, buy food, grow it. Why not? It's a farmer's job. Turning a city into a vegetable garden is ridiculous. Who's turned a city into a vegetable garden? Shortly after this exchange, though, the mood changed because... I've come up with a plan. I shall farm it myself. That was harder than I thought it'd be. Well, I mean, I'm just completely at a loss. I'm at a loss, I don't know. I've done a thing! We got it. Well, yeah, but she's on me. The next movie, sir. LAUGHTER I'm gonna get picked. Oh, it's got me in the testes! Oh, that's a... Right. HE HITS This is every farmer's nonic mere. I fucking hate sheep. I fucking hate them.

• @sbunem / 81852 2024-09-10