How to Get a Philosopher's Stone

How do I get a philosopher's stone? Drink a ton of white monster every day for 3~ years and you should piss one out. It'll hurt a lot but results are guaranteeed. That's a kidney stone That's what the demiurge and CIA want you to think..

An anonymous imageboard thread asks how to obtain a philosopher's stone. A commenter jokingly claims that drinking White Monster for years will produce one, before another user points out that it would only be a kidney stone; the final reply escalates the joke into a conspiracy about the demiurge and CIA. It is used as an absurd reaction to conspiracy thinking and deliberately ridiculous advice. EN: An anonymous imageboard thread asks how to obtain a philosopher's stone. A commenter jokingly claims that drinking White Monster for years will produce one, before another user points out that it would only be a kidney stone; the final reply escalates the joke into a conspiracy about the demiurge and CIA. It is used as an absurd reaction to conspiracy thinking and deliberately ridiculous advice.

• @eternalclassic / 32660 2023-05-15