Fixing the Problems of the World

do you plan on fixing the problems of the world no yes I will create the problem what is the underlying problem of the world the gods suck I am incredibly desperate for pussy age of fracture age of despair did you already do ranni's ending how do you fix the broken system you can't reform the system replace the system no yes age of frenzied flame age of order age of stars age of duskborn

A branching flowchart asks how someone plans to fix the problems of the world, offering Elden Ring endings as possible outcomes. The joke maps different answers to the game’s endings, including despair, chaos, reform, replacing the system, and the bluntly desperate “pussy” route. It is sent as a reaction to absurdly overcomplicated solutions or bleak personal motivations. EN: A branching flowchart asks how someone plans to fix the problems of the world, offering Elden Ring endings as possible outcomes. The joke maps different answers to the game’s endings, including despair, chaos, reform, replacing the system, and the bluntly desperate “pussy” route. It is sent as a reaction to absurdly overcomplicated solutions or bleak personal motivations.

• @eternalclassic / 32598 2023-05-14