NPC Woman Money Troubles

I almost got fired at work because I overheard a NPC woman at work complaining about her money troubles and laughed and told her she should start an onlyfans. I then doubled down, because the fact that she didnt laugh at my funny joke triggered me and I said "how about you suck my dick for 50 bucks you dumb fucking bitch haha just kidding anon" and that was the thing that HR stepped in over and I had to lie and tell everyone that I was gay and that I was just reliving past trauma. I've since had to hire a gay man to be my "boyfriend" to keep the facade going and we have gay sex on the weekends and ngl it's pretty based

A text-based anonymous forum post describes someone making an offensive joke to a coworker, escalating when she does not laugh, and then inventing a story about being gay and traumatized to avoid consequences. The punchline is the absurd escalation: maintaining the lie requires hiring a fake boyfriend and having sex with him, ending with the ironic claim that it is "pretty based." It is shared as an absurd, deliberately unreliable internet confession and shock-humor reaction. EN: A text-based anonymous forum post describes someone making an offensive joke to a coworker, escalating when she does not laugh, and then inventing a story about being gay and traumatized to avoid consequences. The punchline is the absurd escalation: maintaining the lie requires hiring a fake boyfriend and having sex with him, ending with the ironic claim that it is "pretty based." It is shared as an absurd, deliberately unreliable internet confession and shock-humor reaction.

• @eternalclassic / 32435 2023-05-11