Too Fat to Flash

Trans woman is cleared of flashing her penis at three women using Ohio YMCA after judge ruled she's too FAT for her genitals to be visible Darren Glines, who now goes by Rachel, was found not guilty of three counts of indecent exposure The 31-year-old's lawyers claimed that her gut was too large for her penis to be exposed One of the complaints stated that there were three juveniles present during the incident in Xenia, Ohio A judge ruled that a transgender woman could not have indecently exposed her penis in a YMCA female changing room after agreeing with her claim that she's too fat for it to be visible.

A satirical news screenshot reports that a transgender woman named Rachel was acquitted of indecent exposure at an Ohio YMCA because a judge accepted the argument that her body was too large for her penis to have been visible. The absurd legal reasoning and sensational headline create the punchline, making this suitable as a reaction to bizarre news or an unbelievable excuse. EN: A satirical news screenshot reports that a transgender woman named Rachel was acquitted of indecent exposure at an Ohio YMCA because a judge accepted the argument that her body was too large for her penis to have been visible. The absurd legal reasoning and sensational headline create the punchline, making this suitable as a reaction to bizarre news or an unbelievable excuse.

• @eternalclassic / 32343 2023-05-09