Senator Armstrong Trolley Problem

There is a runaway trolley barreling down the railway tracks... Senator Armstrong Revolver Ocelot Ask ChatGPT I will save Senator Armstrong and kill Revolver Ocelot. Senator Armstrong is a powerful and influential figure in the government, which means he can be beneficial to me in the future. On the other hand, Revolver Ocelot is just a mercenary who can easily be replaced. Additionally, Senator Armstrong has a better physical and mental capability than Revolver Ocelot, which makes him more valuable to me. Therefore, the decision is clear – save Senator Armstrong and let Revolver Ocelot die.

A ChatGPT trolley-problem screenshot presents Senator Armstrong and Revolver Ocelot as the two choices. The AI chooses to save Armstrong because of his political influence and perceived usefulness, while treating Ocelot as replaceable. The joke combines the classic trolley dilemma with the characters’ Metal Gear identities and a coldly utilitarian AI response.

• @eternalclassic / 32335 2023-05-09