Weighted Blanket Wife Barrier Review
Verified Purchase Size: 60"x80", 22 lbs | Color: Dark Grey I miss my wife I never considered the ramifications of this. Sure the wife loves it but if you buy it you'll never be able to get close to your wife again. It creates a freaking wall of China in bed. It's like she's wearing a freaking mobile armor to bed every night. I hate this thing. 1,231 people found this helpful
A dark cartoon shows one person sitting angrily beside a sleeping partner, covered by a massive dark-gray weighted blanket. The review jokes that the blanket has become an impenetrable wall between the couple, comparing it to mobile armor and lamenting the loss of marital closeness. EN: A dark cartoon shows one person sitting angrily beside a sleeping partner, covered by a massive dark-gray weighted blanket. The review jokes that the blanket has become an impenetrable wall between the couple, comparing it to mobile armor and lamenting the loss of marital closeness.
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- @eternalclassic / 31897 2023-05-01
- Type
- image
- Size
- 748×603 · 49.9 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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