Added to the Poly Group Chat

I HAD THIS HUGE CRUSH ON SOMEONE I ASK THEM OUT THEY SAY YEAH 3 DAYS IN "OH YEAH IM POLY" I GET ADDED TO A GC WITH 8 OTHER NIGGAS DUDE I CANT I CANT

A person explains that they ask out someone they have a huge crush on, only to discover three days later that the person is polyamorous and add them to a group chat with eight other partners. The punchline is the narrator’s overwhelming panic at suddenly entering a large poly relationship network, ending with “DUDE I CANT I CANT.” EN: A person explains that they ask out someone they have a huge crush on, only to discover three days later that the person is polyamorous and add them to a group chat with eight other partners. The punchline is the narrator’s overwhelming panic at suddenly entering a large poly relationship network, ending with “DUDE I CANT I CANT.”

• @eternalclassic / 31644 2023-04-26