Cat Has No Power Armor

Welcome to Camp Navarro. So, you're the new replacement? You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your power armor? Uh... me not have. Don't have any? You expect me to believe that, maggot?! The truth is you lost an expensive piece of army issue equipment. That suit is going to cost you ten thousand caps. Now you are going to stay in this room until you find a replacement suit. Okay. Be go get suit.

A distorted cat appears in the monitor of a Fallout-style military computer while a dialogue about missing power armor plays out. The cat answers with broken English and agrees to get a suit, making the serious game interrogation absurd and funny. It is used as a reaction to jokingly pretending not to understand an obvious demand or being sent to fix a ridiculous problem. EN: A distorted cat appears in the monitor of a Fallout-style military computer while a dialogue about missing power armor plays out. The cat answers with broken English and agrees to get a suit, making the serious game interrogation absurd and funny. It is used as a reaction to jokingly pretending not to understand an obvious demand or being sent to fix a ridiculous problem.

Welcome to Camp Navarro. So you're the new replacement. You are out of uniform, soldier! Where is your power armor? Don't have any? You expect me to believe that as you've lost an expensive piece of Army issue equipment! That suit is gonna come out of your pay, and you will remain in this man's army until you are, which is the number of years it will take for you to pay...

• @sbunem / 79431 2024-08-13