Male Contortionist AMA

I Am a Male Contortionist. Ask Me Anything! How many times has your dick “accidentally” slipped into your mouth? I backbend so it doesnt accidentally go in during training because its impossible to... so it isnt "accidental" So how many times on purpose? I do not keep count

A Reddit screenshot shows a male contortionist performing an extreme backbend, followed by a comment thread joking about his penis accidentally slipping into his mouth. He replies that he trains to prevent this and admits it would not be accidental, then says he does not keep count when asked how often it happens on purpose. The joke is an absurd, sexually explicit escalation built around the contortionist’s extreme flexibility. EN: A Reddit screenshot shows a male contortionist performing an extreme backbend, followed by a comment thread joking about his penis accidentally slipping into his mouth. He replies that he trains to prevent this and admits it would not be accidental, then says he does not keep count when asked how often it happens on purpose. The joke is an absurd, sexually explicit escalation built around the contortionist’s extreme flexibility.

• @eternalclassic / 31219 2023-04-18