Mexico Pickpocket Trap
>be me, in mexico to visit friends >not my first rodeo, pickpockets beware >cut hole in pocket, slip dick in hole >take public transport, wait for my mark >there he is, punk w/ sticky fingers >make myself an easy mark, not too obvious >few minutes later, kid tries to lift wallet, touches penis >he knows it, i know it >my face as he looks at me with disgust and he gets off the next step Mexico is a great place
A traveler in Mexico deliberately creates a fake pocket opening and puts his penis behind it to trap a pickpocket. When the thief tries to steal his wallet, he touches the penis and immediately gets off the transport in disgust. The joke is an absurd, vulgar revenge fantasy about turning a pickpocket's own crime into an embarrassing surprise. EN: A traveler in Mexico deliberately creates a fake pocket opening and puts his penis behind it to trap a pickpocket. When the thief tries to steal his wallet, he touches the penis and immediately gets off the transport in disgust. The joke is an absurd, vulgar revenge fantasy about turning a pickpocket's own crime into an embarrassing surprise.
dark screenshot background / тёмный фон скриншотаgreen cartoon avatar / зелёный мультяшный аватарcartoon face / мультяшное лицоpublic transport / общественный транспортpocket / карманwallet / кошелёкpenis / пенисpickpocket / карманникyoung thief / юный ворsticky fingers / липкие пальцыtext post / текстовый постMexico / Мексика
- @eternalclassic / 31078 2023-04-15
- Template
- greentext story
- Type
- image
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- 738×603 · 63.3 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, vulgar
- Language
- en
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