Anonymous wojak life checklist

GOLDED >COMPUTER: MAC >WIFE: BLACKED >WALLS: EXPOSED BRICK >NINTENDO SWITCH ONLINE EXPANSION PACK: PURCHASED >T: LOW >MEAT: IMPOSSIBLE >MOUTH: AGAPE >FACIAL HAIR: SCRAGGLY >WATER: FLUORIDATED >DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE: VOTED >ANTIDEPRESSANTS: PRESCRIBED >COOKIES: ACCEPTED >LGBT: ALLIED >GPS LOCATION: ON >BLACK LIVES MATTER >SUBSCRIPTION IPA: SIPPING >HOT SAUCE: ACQUIRED! >NINTENDO SWITCH OLED Pokémon SCARLET AND VIOLET LIMITED EDITION: PREORDERED!!!! I look like this

An anonymous forum user posts a grotesque, red-eyed skeletal face and lists a series of stereotypically progressive, consumerist, and internet-culture lifestyle choices, ending with a preordered Pokémon Nintendo Switch. The punchline is the contrast between the self-congratulatory checklist and the terrifying image, followed by the deadpan reply, “I look like this.” It is used as an absurd reaction to show that someone’s curated identity or habits have made them look unhinged. EN: An anonymous forum user posts a grotesque, red-eyed skeletal face and lists a series of stereotypically progressive, consumerist, and internet-culture lifestyle choices, ending with a preordered Pokémon Nintendo Switch. The punchline is the contrast between the self-congratulatory checklist and the terrifying image, followed by the deadpan reply, “I look like this.” It is used as an absurd reaction to show that someone’s curated identity or habits have made them look unhinged.

• @eternalclassic / 31067 2023-04-15