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A laughing Woody from Toy Story appears above a message describing an absurdly idealized, pseudo-wellness girlfriend who combines Lululemon, holistic sun-gazing, pineapple cutting, cookbook selling, thinspo, and being “pawged up.” The joke is the exaggerated, incoherent list of stereotypical lifestyle traits presented as the ultimate romantic experience, making this useful as an ironic reaction to something overwhelmingly ridiculous. EN: A laughing Woody from Toy Story appears above a message describing an absurdly idealized, pseudo-wellness girlfriend who combines Lululemon, holistic sun-gazing, pineapple cutting, cookbook selling, thinspo, and being “pawged up.” The joke is the exaggerated, incoherent list of stereotypical lifestyle traits presented as the ultimate romantic experience, making this useful as an ironic reaction to something overwhelmingly ridiculous.

• @eternalclassic / 30978 2023-04-13