Autism Makes Me Strong

>be me >walk through hallway >girl coming the other way >could move around but figure she'll move >she doesn't >eventually stop in front of each other >try going my right, she does too >same when going left >ok this is going nowhere >grab her arms like picking up a box by the sides >pick her up, turn around, set her down without saying a word >give her a nod as she looks at me wide eyed >turn around and go on my way Autism makes me strong

A gray-and-white cat appears beside a 4chan-style green-text story about a socially awkward hallway encounter. The narrator and a girl repeatedly block each other, so he physically picks her up, moves her aside, and leaves without speaking. The punchline is the absurd claim that autism gives him the confidence and literal strength to handle the situation this way.

• @eternalclassic / 30685 2023-04-08