Wait, Is There Someone Else Here?

WHO YOU SURROUND YOURSELF THEY'RE NOT MAKING MOVES I'M BY THE HOUR IT'S LIKE, KETO I ONLY REMEMBER MY LIFE AND I STAY FOCUSED WAIT, IS THERE SOMEONE ELSE HERE?

Two women sit in a podcast studio and speak into microphones about surrounding yourself with people who are not making moves, working by the hour, remembering their lives, and staying focused. The punchline comes when one woman suddenly asks whether someone else is there, turning the serious motivational conversation into an awkward, absurd reaction. The background music and podcast-style delivery build a deadpan mood, making the abrupt final question funnier as a reaction to overconfident self-help talk. EN: Two women sit in a podcast studio and speak into microphones about surrounding yourself with people who are not making moves, working by the hour, remembering their lives, and staying focused. The punchline comes when one woman suddenly asks whether someone else is there, turning the serious motivational conversation into an awkward, absurd reaction. The background music and podcast-style delivery build a deadpan mood, making the abrupt final question funnier as a reaction to overconfident self-help talk.

Who you surround yourself with is who you become so I like to keep my circle small. That's why I don't spend time with my kids because they're not innovators. They're not hustlers. They're not making moves. And then you see them, they're like, read a story, less like a catch or you come into my piano recital and it's like, do you have a business plan? I'm by the hour. It's like, grow up. My time is so valuable, I don't go to the bathroom anymore. It's a waste of my time. I just fully stop sleeping. It's like keto. Once you get past that first week, you're in a whole new reality. I don't see my kids anymore because I'm not sure they exist. I don't even remember my life when I was sleeping because I can't remember anything at all. Like I don't even know my own name like who are you and I stay focused What are the main reason is I can't see more than three feet in front of me at all times Wait, is there someone else here?

• @eternalclassic / 30535 2023-04-05