Do Girls Get Wet in School Shootings?

“Do girls get wet in school shootings?” Mandatory Preface: I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology. We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes an ultra-Chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-Chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction towards the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather than shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead. Is my theory correct? Have studies been conducted on this?”

A screenshot of a Reddit confession presents an absurd, pseudo-academic question about whether women feel sexual attraction toward a school shooter. The joke comes from the deliberately elaborate justification of an obviously horrifying premise, parodying incel rhetoric and fake scientific reasoning; it is used as a reaction to disturbing, irrational, or wildly inappropriate opinions. EN: A screenshot of a Reddit confession presents an absurd, pseudo-academic question about whether women feel sexual attraction toward a school shooter. The joke comes from the deliberately elaborate justification of an obviously horrifying premise, parodying incel rhetoric and fake scientific reasoning; it is used as a reaction to disturbing, irrational, or wildly inappropriate opinions.

• @eternalclassic / 30019 2023-03-27