Shaggy Is Definitely a Pot Dealer

How does Scooby Doo and the gang have enough money to travel the world and solve mysteries for free? The Asshole Answer: It's a cartoon, dumbass. The Perverted Answer: Velma and Daphne are call girls. The Stoner Answer: Shaggy is a pot dealer. The Cynical Answer: Shaggy is a pot dealer. The Optimistic Answer: Shaggy is a pot dealer. The Businessman Answer: Shaggy is a pot dealer. The Practical Answer: The gang probably charges a fee for their services. The Real Answer: Shaggy is definitely a pot dealer. Note: Daphne's parents are also rich, but still, Shaggy is definitely a pot dealer.

A Quora-style screenshot asks how Scooby-Doo and the gang can afford to travel the world and solve mysteries for free. The joke repeatedly suggests that Shaggy is a marijuana dealer, turning an innocent cartoon character into the supposed explanation for the gang’s money and lifestyle.

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