Elections Be Like Choose One

Text on the meme

Elections be like “choose one”

What it means

A split-screen image shows two heavily tattooed, unconventional-looking men, one bald and one with long blond hair, posing in front of music equipment. The joke compares elections to being forced to choose between two undesirable or bizarre candidates, with neither option seeming appealing.

Objects

bald man / лысый мужчина long-haired man / длинноволосый мужчина tattoos / татуировки black headband / чёрная повязка на голове spiked collar / ошейник с шипами bare torso / обнажённый торс music amplifier / музыкальный усилитель split-screen layout / разделённый экран red stage lighting / красное сценическое освещение