Astrology Is Actually Class Selection

Text on the meme

This is the only astrology I support from now on. Now I'm a sorcerer instead of a goddamned fish. Paladin Mar 21-Apr 19 Cleric Apr 20-May 20 Rogue May 21-Jun 20 Bard Jun 21-Jul 22 Barbarian Jul 23-Aug 22 Ranger Aug 23-Sep 22 Druid Sep 23-Oct 22 Wizard Oct 23-Nov 21 Fighter Nov 22-Dec 21 Warlock Dec 22-Jan 19 Monk Jan 20-Feb 18 Sorcerer Feb 19-Mar 20

What it means

A chart replaces the traditional zodiac signs with fantasy role-playing classes and date ranges. The caption jokes that the speaker supports this version of astrology, identifying as a sorcerer instead of being a Pisces ("fish"). It is used as a reaction by people who prefer RPG classes or fantasy identity over conventional horoscopes.

Objects

astrology chart / астрологическая таблица zodiac date ranges / диапазоны дат знаков зодиака fantasy class icons / значки фэнтезийных классов paladin symbol / символ паладина cleric staff / жезл жреца rogue dagger / кинжал разбойника bard instrument / инструмент барда barbarian axe / топор варвара ranger emblem / эмблема следопыта druid symbol / символ друида wizard staff / посох волшебника fighter weapon / оружие бойца warlock emblem / эмблема колдуна monk fist / кулак монаха sorcerer flame / пламя чародея black text / чёрный текст white background / белый фон