Pheromone Maxxing Makes Women Notice Me

>wear the same boxers for a week because fuck it >by day 3 I can smell a faint ball-funk >suddenly women start eyeing me in public >even catch some looking back at me after they pass by >literally got eyefucked several times yesterday at shartmart >female coworkers are hanging around my desk more frequently and for longer >a couple have started touching my arms while talking to me or when I crack a joke >earlier today have to squeeze past this milfy manager lady >she turns her ass towards me and I swear she pushed back on me a bit to rub her ass on my crotch as I passed >before this I was invisible to women there might be something to this pheromonemaxxing shit bros...

An imageboard-style post shows Pepe the Frog beside a story about a man wearing the same boxers for a week and supposedly becoming more attractive to women because of his smell. The joke is an absurd parody of “pheromone maxxing,” exaggerating imagined female attention while making the narrator sound delusional and unhygienic. It is typically sent as an ironic reaction to questionable self-improvement or incel-style theories. EN: An imageboard-style post shows Pepe the Frog beside a story about a man wearing the same boxers for a week and supposedly becoming more attractive to women because of his smell. The joke is an absurd parody of “pheromone maxxing,” exaggerating imagined female attention while making the narrator sound delusional and unhygienic. It is typically sent as an ironic reaction to questionable self-improvement or incel-style theories.

• @eternalclassic / 29637 2023-03-20